Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Celebrity Gossip
Though Mel "King of Malibu" Gibson was nowhere to be seen, Britney and her family went to Spears' other 'hood last night for an intimate dinner at Paradise Cove Beach Cafe.
Britney was joined (and blocked) by her mom, dad, and at least 20 flash-happy photogs.
Britney was joined (and blocked) by her mom, dad, and at least 20 flash-happy photogs.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Things you may not know about me...
My thumbs are double jointed
I want Barack Obama to win.
I have red hair. (I am the red head in the picture.)
I was born in Chicago and lived there for 5 years.
I have two cats (Kobe and Ginger)
My last name is Finnish for "Land of the Kautis" in Kautiala, Finland
I have a birthmark on my ring finger that looks like a woman's restroom sign. =P
I have gotten straight A's in school since 3rd grade.
No one else in all of my extended or immediate family that is alive has red hair.
My best friends are Hanna, Celine, Kristen, and my sister, Rella.
I haven't eaten pig meat since 3rd grade.
I snort when I laugh (It's dorky but it just makes me laugh even harder =])
I want Barack Obama to win.
I have red hair. (I am the red head in the picture.)
I was born in Chicago and lived there for 5 years.
I have two cats (Kobe and Ginger)
My last name is Finnish for "Land of the Kautis" in Kautiala, Finland
I have a birthmark on my ring finger that looks like a woman's restroom sign. =P
I have gotten straight A's in school since 3rd grade.
No one else in all of my extended or immediate family that is alive has red hair.
My best friends are Hanna, Celine, Kristen, and my sister, Rella.
I haven't eaten pig meat since 3rd grade.
I snort when I laugh (It's dorky but it just makes me laugh even harder =])
My Mickey Mouse Song (I made up this myself!)
Mickey Mouse Club!
Mickey Mouse Club!
Who brought the plague, famine, and disease?
(Da da da)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey there, hi there, ho there!
Who brought this terrible disease?
(Da da da)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse (Brought the plague)
Mickey Mouse (Brought the plague)
Forever he will try and kill us all! (All! All! All!)
Come along and sing a song before you die in the streets.
(Da da da)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse Club!
Who brought the plague, famine, and disease?
(Da da da)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey there, hi there, ho there!
Who brought this terrible disease?
(Da da da)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey Mouse (Brought the plague)
Mickey Mouse (Brought the plague)
Forever he will try and kill us all! (All! All! All!)
Come along and sing a song before you die in the streets.
(Da da da)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
This Video is Very PG-13! Do Not Watch if You are Easily Offended!
This video is actually from a real children's show. Mind you, children do not think the same way that some may on this video!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Mathmaticious (By SumersetInc)
LYRICSFour, three, two, one
Listen up, ya'll, 'cause this is it
The numbers we're making are so vicious
Mathmaticious expeditious can be kind of scary
I hope my answers aren't radical or imaginary
I convert percents to fractions, it brings me some satisfaction
Like scientific notation and order of operations
Mathmaticious (repetitious)
Gets me expeditious
My answers may get vicious
My eraser's left in stitchesI make wishes (woo-ah)
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write
Mathmaticious (The Pythagorean Theory)
Mathmaticious (Finds the hypotenuse for me)
Mathmaticious (Or I'll use trigonometry)
I'm Mathmaticious (d-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal)
Locus of the points
Locus of the points
Locus of the points (points is echoing)
I'm up about figuring out greatest common factors
And when I make a pie chart I'm in need of a protractor
The angle of elevation, thanks to my calculations
Turns out to be 43, a prime number
I'm Mathmaticious (Mathmaticious)
It makes me so ambitious
My answers are judicious
Calculator never glitches
It's my mission
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write
Mathmaticious (What's the probability?)
Mathmaticious (Of me not labeling my axis)
Mathmaticious (When graphing inequalities)
Mathmaticious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check your work)
Computing areas
Quadratic formula
Graphing parabolas
I think they're all so cool
It's my soul commitment
That I ace the Regents
Sin, cosine and tangent
Are my favorite tools
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor, hit the pi key
3.14159, 26535, 89793238, 4626433832, 7950288419, 716, 939937,510582, 097494, 459230, 78164,062, 86208998628, 0348
Mathmaticious (repetitious)
Gets me expeditious
My answers may get vicious
My eraser's left in stitches
I make wishes (woo-ah)
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write (write, write, write)
Four, three, two, one
It makes me so ambitious
My answers are judicious
Calculator never glitches
It's my mission
I get the answer right, right
And I'll be staying up all night just to check what I write
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
I'm Mathmaticious (d-d-d-d-d-decimal, decimal)
It's Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
Mathmaticious (pi, pi, pi, pi)
I'm Mathmaticious, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d (pi, pi, pi, pi)
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, sub (four, three, two, one)
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor (four, three, two, one)
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, subtract, round off and simplify
I divide, multiply, add, sub (four, three, two, one)
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor out, substitute, solve for x
Is it whole? Rational? Factor, factor, factor, factor, factor...
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Track Meet
I have my track meet today! My events are the 800m run, and Shot Put (800m is two laps around a track).
Friday, April 4, 2008
Funny Joke
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
About This Blog
Thank you for looking at my blog! First of all, I would like to say that this blog is for people that enjoy good humor. The jokes I post on this blog will not be mean spirited or racist, but they may have some PG-13 humor in them, so if anyone is offended by jokes such as those, please do not read on. I will also post video clips, and may post clips from: Southpark, Family Guy, or Little Bush. If anyone does not like these shows, then please do not watch the videos. Lastly, there will be celebrity gossip on this website, so please take caution. But for the rest of us who are not offended by these, I hope that you will enjoy my blog! =]
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